As regular attendees of the CRAMP Open Mic Night (Last Friday of the month at The Lamb Inn, Sandford!) will know, our compere Nishok has been gradually exploring the strange and mysterious world of the lightbulb joke.

NOW HE NEEDS YOUR HELP!

LOW-ENERGY LIGHTBULBS may be everywhere these days, but their comic potential seems to remain largely unexplored.

At  the next Open Mic Night (FRIDAY 27th NOVEMBER) there will be a BOTTLE OF WINE awarded to the performer of the best low-energy-lightbulb-related joke, song or poem (or dance, if you prefer).

Away with the scoffers who claim that low energy lightbulbs JUST AREN'T FUNNY.
You know better!

See Nishok's announcement of this prestigious competition here!